I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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