Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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