Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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