My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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