The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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