i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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