That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Its about making memories worth repressing
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
