So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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