It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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