Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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