I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I want to be your penis for a week.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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