We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
sex in a hospital.. check
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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