I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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