so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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