The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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