i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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