Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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