Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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