Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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