I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Randomize
