I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
