did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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