i permit you to call me
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
