Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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