whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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