that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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