I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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