I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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