More tranny stories later!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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