We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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