It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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