She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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