I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
