I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
tell me about the fingering
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