It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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