didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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