yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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