Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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