Me too!
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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