So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
you never un-have a 4some
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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