well most of my day revolves around power hour
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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