Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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