what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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