That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
