the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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