I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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