Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
please come you make the beer taste better
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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