somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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