i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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