I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
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