why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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