Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
