just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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