Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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